![]() I believe her, don’t you? How many in the audience are sure this will happen? Other than Carol [aside} thanks for telling me about this. She says there’s an alien portal on Khao Kala mountain that will open up and rescue humanity in an emergency. She has been communicating for 20 years with tiny-mouth, energy-pill-popping aliens from Pluto and another planet called Lokukapakadikong. First: Extra-Terrestial Salvationġ) There’s a Thailand cult called “UFO Kaokala” led by Ajarn Wassana Chuensumnaun. ![]() They will actually be competing to rescue humanity. Sarcastic Narrator: We don’t have to worry about “the world ending” due to climate problems because there are so many very extremely likely scenarios that will absolutely save us. Guaranteed Solutions to halt Climate Catastrophe (audience votes on scenarios depicted in slides) Into a giant ice skating rink for polar bears Greta, Renee and a penguin herd move in and party With a fort around it to keep the 74 glaciers inside ![]() Until One Billion little girls start screaming,īut a penguin named Renee swims 12,000 miles,ĭodging tiger sharks, to chirp her the news Wonder Woman is under-dressed - she layers up like a marshmallow & is blown away Thor throws his hammer, he loses it and cries Hulk pushes at the glacier, he shivers, turns pink and quitsĪquaman throws waves at the glacier, fish stick to the front and scold him “Call the Super Heroes!” say the scientists They bomb Antarctica and make everything worse They hide in underground bunkers with whisky & pedophiles “There’s nothing we can do!” say the politicians “There’s nothing we can do!” say the billionaires. My babies are veal, now it’s your turn to squeal Grand Total: 130 billion pounds of manure dropping daily My four stomachs turn this into flammable gasġ.3 billion cattle on Earth pooping every 20 minutes I am the steer who guides your extinction Fruit, Vegetable & Salad Box Delivery Servicesįollow forkwardthinkingfoodinista on WordPress.I am the Taurus that clear cut the Amazon.Romance in the clouds with the London Eye Cupid’s Pod Experience #Reviewįorkwardthinkingfood… on Enjoy Homemade Food, Cosy Acco…įorkwardthinkingfood… on Indulge in your Football Fanta….Breakout Manchester Escape Rooms Experience: Detectives vs Zombies #Review.Indulge in your Football Fantasy at the Manchester Marriott Victoria and Albert Hotel #Review.Enjoy Homemade Food, Cosy Accommodation’s and the lovely Lancashire Countryside at The Pendle Inn pub #Review.Ghetto Golf, Apocalypse Cow, Phooey’s Dim Sum, Birdies Bar with fab friendly staff and banging beats what’s not to like. Including these heavenly chocolate filled Churros with chocolate dipping sauce and a yummy crunchie cheesecake. Keep the good times rolling and enjoy things on a sweet note with Apocalypse cow delicious dessert options. Phooey’s Dim Sum, operated by a down to earth bunch of energetic and enthusiastic locals, providing Asian style street food.īarbecue chicken wings, Tofu bao buns, spring rolls, Katsu rolls and so much more you are spoilt for choice. Wanting more, well head outside to the Beaut Birdies bar, an outside beach vibe site with palm trees and all that jazz, that houses a whole range of street food venders including Apocalypse Cow and Phooey’s Dim Sum. Absolutely amazing and we could have eaten these all day – a must try for sure! Rock up to the bar and enjoy a cocktail or a Yeastie Boys beer, as you celebrate your winning golfing swing haha.įeeling food, well Moove on over to the onsite Apocalypse Cow an American style BBQ eatery, run by a friendly bunch of guys and gals, who create stylish street food without the faff and fuss.Įnjoy Liverpool lip smacking brilliance with their range of 100% beef burgers such as the Blue Moo a single patty burger with beef brisket melted stilton cheese and lettuce and the smoked Halloumi burger with lettuce peppers onions topped with Chimichurri sauce.Įrm sides you say, well go for some fabulous fries with lashings of gorgeous gravy. Luminous retro interiors include amazing arcade game machines along with this brilliant bike and skate park set up. Pose, play and pot your way to perfection, put your swing in full force and groove your way to victory. Hit the bowling lane, pose with the Mona Lisa, bowl your friends over with a hole in one. Get the part started at hole 1, a Scooby do style cool camper, just under the mega fab golf club lighting. Let your hair down and go crazy at this adults only venue, in this luminous Liverpool loveliness, as you go golfing Ghetto style. Go crazy at Cains Brewery Village and step into a super stylish hub, that combines crazy Ghetto Golf, theatre, food, cocktails and DJs, showcasing the best street art and their writers. Ghetto Golf Liverpool, Apocalypse Cow and Phooey’s Dim Sum Review: July 2019
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